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by Bharry. August 16, 2023

community spread

the spread of a contagious disease to individuals in a particular geographic location who have no known contact with other infected individuals or who have not recently traveled to an area where the disease has any documented cases

We have evidence that their is community spread of this virus that’s why we are taking in all acts in order to prevent it from spreading even further

by 1Shot Duke May 8, 2020

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

bend and spread

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.

"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"

by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023

Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023

Glute Spread Nigga Sex

where 5 niggas hit simultaneous glute spreads and all start doing butt stuff

bro me and the bros hit a glute spread nigga sex last night

by NiggaPocSlay222222 August 24, 2025

Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.

Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook to life.

by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018