sea cow

a large bitter cow shaped women,usauly a manager of a restaurant,or some one who has access to corndogs,and fried foods,a vermont sea beast! that feeds herself with other peoples misery.

a very very LARGE women,who snacks on other peoples men!this sea cow just gobbled up my man!

by [e-mail] March 13, 2011

Sea Donkey

What a woman might look in a mans desperate state of mind to get some tail!

Man Did you see that Sea donkey Alan took home last night?

by Big Daddy P December 28, 2005

Sea Cucumber

A man with a thick and (LONG) cock. Also may smell like fish due to non-hygenic person.

Frank has a sea cucumber, its nice, but FUCK it smells!

by Frances#101 April 5, 2006

sea bass

a sea bass is a term used for a hot girl... most commonly the chilean seasbass, a very nice tasty expensive fish

That girl is hot, definitely a sea bass.

by Tim Teebow October 2, 2006

Sea Leopard

A long, 6'6", 120 lbs piece of shit found in Eastern Mass swimming pools. Also refereed to as "SEAFUCKER," "SEAFUCK," and "A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN!" Defining features of the Sea Leopard include, but are not limited to the following: Whip marks on lumbar spine, resistance of heavy weights and weight like materials, and horizontal parking jobs.

Guy 1: "Hey, has anyone seen the Sea Leopard today?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, its December, he's probably in a swimming pool or the ocean somewhere."
Guy 1: "WHY THE FUCK IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN! HAWKFUCK!"

by HAWKSHIT May 3, 2011

Sea Storm

When person 1 smacks person 2's face with his wiener and yells repeatedly, "Who's the boss??" while taking a dump on person 2's chest.

Hey, did you hear about how Jacob gave Brean a Sea Storm?

Yeah, I heard she knew who the boss was!

by Mr. Mojo Sexmaster Jacob July 30, 2010

Sea men

If you say it fast it sounds like semen

i love sea men

by a literal clown November 16, 2020