sea shoe

to cum in someone's shoe when they are in the shower and watch them step into their shoe and see if they notice

hahah!

why are you laughing?

You just stepped into a sea shoe!!

by hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 20, 2010

Sea Donkey

What a woman might look in a mans desperate state of mind to get some tail!

Man Did you see that Sea donkey Alan took home last night?

by Big Daddy P December 28, 2005

Sea Cucumber

A man with a thick and (LONG) cock. Also may smell like fish due to non-hygenic person.

Frank has a sea cucumber, its nice, but FUCK it smells!

by Frances#101 April 5, 2006

sea bass

a sea bass is a term used for a hot girl... most commonly the chilean seasbass, a very nice tasty expensive fish

That girl is hot, definitely a sea bass.

by Tim Teebow October 2, 2006

adrift at sea

starting to take a shit in a public toilet when it's empty, but then someone else enters the toilets and you have to hold until they leave before you continue your business.

the term comes from the same fear and loneliness felt by both those genuinely lost at sea and those holding a shit in a public restroom

Steve-"bro you were in that toilet for ages! what was the deal with that!?"
Dan-"Ah man, i ended up adrift at sea, the fear i felt was unbearable!"
Steve- " i'm so sorry that happened to you"

by PaJoFo September 12, 2013

Sea Leopard

A long, 6'6", 120 lbs piece of shit found in Eastern Mass swimming pools. Also refereed to as "SEAFUCKER," "SEAFUCK," and "A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN!" Defining features of the Sea Leopard include, but are not limited to the following: Whip marks on lumbar spine, resistance of heavy weights and weight like materials, and horizontal parking jobs.

Guy 1: "Hey, has anyone seen the Sea Leopard today?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, its December, he's probably in a swimming pool or the ocean somewhere."
Guy 1: "WHY THE FUCK IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN! HAWKFUCK!"

by HAWKSHIT May 3, 2011

Sea Storm

When person 1 smacks person 2's face with his wiener and yells repeatedly, "Who's the boss??" while taking a dump on person 2's chest.

Hey, did you hear about how Jacob gave Brean a Sea Storm?

Yeah, I heard she knew who the boss was!

by Mr. Mojo Sexmaster Jacob July 30, 2010