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russian poops

the most poopiest log known to existince
OMG TOMMY HAD A RUSSIAN POOP! tommy;i have shit stain in muh pants yay russian poops
by b2byc2md3n March 17, 2022
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russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut
did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one
by i eat black babies May 5, 2022
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Russian lawnmower

Russian lawnmower is the art of running over orphans while eunjing from ukrainian tractors
by Retardsлалал May 16, 2022
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Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.
Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.
by tropical January 4, 2023
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White Russian Party

It's like a regular party, except there are a few exceptions. It's a party that a small group of guys have that involves drinking solely white russians, and the chicks invited are hookers for each guy. Generally White Russian Parties are held in hotel suites.
Guy 1: Dude, lets have a party!

Guy 2: Sweet, we'll have a white russian party!

Guy 1: What's that?

Guy 2: It's like a regular party but better because you're house doesn't get trashed, you get guaranteed sex with hot bitches, and you get to drink white russians!

Guy 1: Fuck yeah dude! What are we waiting for?
by Dean Domino October 6, 2012
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A Russian retreat

As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire
by dat clever boi February 1, 2018
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Epik russian sans

That one guy that Its completly Bored And Are dead inside And keep watching others for no reason
by Epik russian sand November 20, 2021
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