Makelele rule

A rule commonly used in console football (soccer) games (mainly FIFA or PES) where French international and player of limited offensive skill, Claude Makelele is allowed an unhindered shot at goal from anywhere outside the penalty area.

Person 1: "Bill you malaka, you should have run in and shot, the Makelele rule was in effect"

by gidigbi May 15, 2013

Niedens Rule

Ability to adjust rules according to what is needed to win an argument, game, etc

I'm sorry, we are invoking Niedens Rule so your logic no longer applies.

by Thirsteez April 2, 2015

Shakespeare Rule

The Shakespeare Rule is a writing technique in which, much like the structure of any Shakespearean soliloquy, you summarise the general meaning of the paragraph in the last few lines.

"The Shakespeare Rule is a good method to experiment with"

"I overuse The Shakespeare Rule"

by The_Walking_Moustache (Noz) April 4, 2019

rule number 2

don't die

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?

by phatskinnyguy August 3, 2019

rule 360

If a 15-year-old girl or older is wearing shorts or pants that show off their ass, you have permission to drop kick them.

Girl 1: OOH! I love your shorts! SO CUTE!
Girl 2: I know! It shows off my bubble ass very well *shakes it*
Boy: RULE 360!!!!!! *kicks her ass outta there*

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021

rule uno

Whenever you are in a math class, you MUST have a deck of uno cards. Type doesn't matter, just have a deck.

Teacher: that's all we have for today. Take a break
Students: *sit there and do nothing*
Nerd in the back: rule uno
Students: *start tryharding at uno*

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

Rule 34

The only thing that can go faster than the speed of light, without breaking the laws of physics.

guy: makes character
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds later
other guy: makes rule 34 of character

by Cole Anderson April 8, 2022