Tired old raisin

clitoris of an older woman-- although it could be of a younger woman who has abused her vagina. weathered and beaten in appearance like an old catchers mitt

This old cougar was trying to put moves on me but I didn't want any part of her tired old raisin.

I told the mean Meter maid to shove the parking ticket up her ass and go flick her tired old raisin

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

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Russia

A country of pride, nature, and bears on unicycles. The people are very nice and make you feel right at home (and if they want to be friendly and buy you a drink just let them do it trust me.)

Guy 1: OK we are unwanted strangers in a strange country what do we do?
Guy 2: Just try to blend in.
Russian Soldier: HEY THEY ARE NOT BEARS ON UNICYCLES GET THEM!!!!

five minutes later

Russian: You guys are alright let me buy you some vodka
Guy: Please don't we have money I'll buy my own
Russian: How dare you, my money not good enough for you american, you son of bitch I will kill you!

by Russian friend July 11, 2012

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Russiablican

A republican who endorses or simply does not care about Russia's verified interference in the 2016 election because it allowed their party to win.

A Russiablican such as Donald Trump will not sign a bill to create a congressional committee to investigate Russian hacking because he deliberately asked for it, then received immense benefit from it. -MR

by oddfacade December 8, 2016

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