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Wanker's remorce

The felling a man can experience post ejaculation..that lonely, digusted in yourself felling..short lived by unenjoyable
'Mate had the worst wanker's remorce last night..had a long jerk session, only to finish felling like i should'nt have!

'chin up pal, happens to the best of us'
by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009
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remonade

a whole bunch of spazes in a specific area.
more than one clutz in an area (preferably 3+) for it to be a remonade.
you call this a possy?, its just some remonade!

yo theres some remonade down the street waitin for you.

remonade bugs the hell out of me.
by djac426 June 28, 2008
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remorsea

Moral anguish characterized by an urge to vomit.
Remember those pictures your ex-girlfriend took? It's that feeling you get when you find them...online.
by quolo November 18, 2003
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Viagra Remorse

Viagra Remorse: When you take a Viagra in hopes of having hot sex, and a minute later something gets in the way (boyfriend, lover, room mate, relatives, work, ugly mis-matched-craigslist tricks, or you) that ruins; either intentional or unintentionaly , bumpin’ uglies. Then you have a boner for the evening and can’t/won’t do anything to relieve oneself. Then getting mad at wasting your last black market pill on such a undertaking.
A: Hey baby, I just popped my last little blue daddies’ lil’helper, so you are in trouble when you get here!

B: Didn’t you get my text? I told you that I had to get my boil lanced and she gave me something for that yeast infection.

A: Um...rigghhht, listen I think Im gonna sit this one out. (Sigh, Viagra Remorse again)

C: {libido} (sigh)
by gretel666 July 20, 2010
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Remote Dance

When in a relationships the girlfriend wants to watch a chick-flick and has to give her boyfriend a lapdance for the remote.
Girl: Babe can we watch Friends?
Boy: Only if you give me a remote dance.
by Rhys. August 29, 2011
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remo

an emo with red hair
wow did u guys see that remo, his hair was red.
by the apples November 28, 2006
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remotely retarded

a person who has trouble working a remote to other people's expense. Can refer to telivision or gaming consoles.
dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."

dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."

dude 1- "Shut up."
by jacob1012 December 4, 2009
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