Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.

I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.

by Big Bad Gorilla March 16, 2017

phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over

Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship

by Theblackwhiteandcolorfulhuman May 13, 2015

quickburner relationship

Someone you rush into a relationship with that doesn't last very long our end very well.

Beth: Didnt you just start dating Tom?
Sarah: yeah but it was just a quickburner relationship..easy come easy go

by jadedheart84 December 11, 2012

Dysfucktional Relationship

A Relationship that is Extremely Dysfunctional, damaging and only driven by sex.

Those two's Dysfucktional Relationship has caused problems with all their friends

by J.Marinaro October 7, 2015

sugar relationship

A (typically) sexual arrangement between two consenting adults where one person is a companion to other other in exchange for--and contingent upon--some form of compensation.

her: you're hot, mr. man. seeing anyone?
him: e'yup. you, if you have the means to keep me.
her: how's an apartment all to your own, and i have the only copy of the key?
him: him... a sugar relationship. yeah. that'll work.

by innagoddadavida May 5, 2023

Diet Relationship

Typically derogatory, a diet relationship has one or both parties only interested in short-term, casual interactions; no strings attached, no accountability, and no responsibility, but still wants to label it as a relationship.

Coined in the Pacific Northwest, it has quickly spread among the Seattle hip-hop community and Tacoma party scene.

I'm not some floozy - I don't want a diet relationship with you!

by ExcelsiorSeer November 9, 2017

hobo relationship

When someone gets into a relationship to avoid being homeless

She's in a hobo relationship so she doesn't end up on the streets

by Islandgrl 1111 June 12, 2019