Turkish Cinnamon roll

Amidst sexual intercourse, a man proceeds to shit on a woman's bare chest, then busts his load all over the heaping pile. Afterwards, the man swirls his johnson around in a disgusting manner, hence symbolizing the icing on a cinnamon roll.

Man! It sure is a shame I got hepatitis after giving Cheri that Turkish Cinnamon Roll last night.

by Assmaster Alfonz October 8, 2011

ready roll

adverb. 1. to go to sleep in the clothes you are planning to wear the next day, so when you wake up your ready to roll out.

2. to go to sleep with the clothes you wore the night before.

I knew I would not have that much time to get dressed for work this morning, so I slept ready roll last night.

Tamara was so sleepy after the party last night, she slept ready roll.

by Jebediah Freeman February 19, 2008

Funky Roll

The act of a man walking behind a woman and "accidentally"/(but really) on purpose brushing his penis up against her butt. He will then act as if he is sorry and embarassed with apologies to the girl.

A girl is standing at a crowded bar waiting to get the bartenders attention, a man comes up from behind funky roll's her and then acts as if somebody bumped him into her.

by AFTuck October 18, 2011

Rock N Roll Suicide

Drinking and taking drugs so excessive you die at a young age.

Oh my god, Kenny Just died at just 27.
- He commited a rock n roll suicide

by JCM the ripper February 18, 2009

Sausage Roll

When you put your penis into someones flab rolls and thrust it back and forth.

Girl: I'm feeling horny
Boy: Fancy a sausage roll?
Girl: Are you saying I'm fat!?

by Ioannou728 April 27, 2009

ROLL OUT

What Optimus Prime says to the other Autobots when they're about to get down to business.

Transformers, roll out!

by NaeNaeHasHeart November 3, 2007

roflsaurus

The hybrid-being who in essence represents absolute, complete, and undying hilarity. In physical shape, it can be described only as a gelatinous monstrosity wielding not the physical construct that is a body, but rather the characteristics of a cross-breed between the exclamation of 'rofl' and a dinosaur.

See rofl
See dinosaur

During yesterday's regular observation of surroundings, I endeavoured to proceed to terraform the landscape that is my property's front lawn... but lo! A roflsaurus interrupted my labours and struck hilarity into my heart and soul!

by Theodorus March 28, 2004