Potatoe Knocking is a simple prank where you bend a wire hanger long ways, and then back on itself so that it can hold a potato in the bend. then you hang it on the door knob or door knocker of a persons frong door with a long string tied to it. you run accross the street with the other end of the string, and give it a few strong tugs. somebody answers the door, doesnt find anybody, and only a potato. They usually say something like "what the fuck? potatoe?"
A Person tugs the string durring a successful potato knocking exploit-
:thud thud thud:
(Person answers door)
"What the fuck? A potato?"
unsuccessful-
:thud thud thud:
"damn kids and those fucking potatoes"
Either way its a good time
:thud thud thud:
(Person answers door)
"What the fuck? A potato?"
unsuccessful-
:thud thud thud:
"damn kids and those fucking potatoes"
Either way its a good time
by evenmoutcandoit May 27, 2008
Potato salad means to stay chill or fresh. Just like the food potato salad.
Saying potato salad is normally followed by a gesture of stirring a bowl of potato salad.
Saying potato salad is normally followed by a gesture of stirring a bowl of potato salad.
Kegen: Hey Sierra keeping it potato salad... *Motioning hand in a stirring motion*
Sierra: you know how it be sometimes
Sierra: you know how it be sometimes
by Gratatagotcha July 06, 2018
by Gotthis November 27, 2014
the potato theory is the theory stating that: "A potato cannot be created or deystroyed, only transfered from one anus to another" this theory was first put into practice by my physics teacher, in a lesson that involved his wife, a potato, a ping pong paddle, and a un-prepared anus, needless to say it was a fun lesson. Potato theory can also be applied to time and space, for space, this theory enables the users potato to travel to faster than light speeds, inorder for this theory to be put into practice, exactly 2 grammes of mashed potatoes, and exactly 2 grammes of roast potatoes, then these items must be applied to the potato in a very delicate order; mash, roast, roast, mash, mash, mash, roast, mash. then place the potato into your anus and point it in the direction of your choosing. in order to apply this theory to time, is you need exactly 3 grammes of chips, and exactly 3 grammes of roast potatoes, the combined oils from the two potatoic foods, create a time feild, then as in the warp theory, you must place it inside of your anus and you will travel in time
The Potato theory can also be applied to time and space, for space, this theory enables the users potato to travel to faster than light speeds, inorder for this theory to be put into practice, exactly 2 grammes of mashed potatoes, and exactly 2 grammes of roast potatoes, then these items must be applied to the potato in a very delicate order; mash, roast, roast, mash, mash, mash, roast, mash. then place the potato into your anus and point it in the direction of your choosing. in order to apply this theory to time, is you need exactly 3 grammes of chips, and exactly 3 grammes of roast potatoes, the combined oils from the two potatoic foods, create a time feild, then as in the warp theory, you must place it inside of your anus and you will travel in time
by Potato king October 16, 2012
A woman with twig like limbs, a potato shaped torso, and a flat ass. Usually butt ugly and bitchy, but not all potato bitches are bitches, they just share the same shape.
"My mom was pretty fit when she was younger, but after having me and my siblings she became a potato bitch."
by Marpoox February 11, 2017
by GozUnlimited March 30, 2016
by THE POTATO FARMER May 01, 2010