Postmodernism

A way to philosophize yourself into a lunatic asylum

He went insane because he studied postmodernism and couldn’t tell fact from fiction anymore

by Colonel Kakarrot August 12, 2022

Postgame

Attractive girls within a location. Typically, boys will spend their time at a bar, party, etc. scouting out each postgame before deciding which one to commit to and ultimately spend the night with.

Buddy like you pull up to the J, you’re gonna get some postgames like you’ve never had in your life buddy. The girls here, they just hit different, y’know what I mean?

by Jamal Jud$on February 22, 2023

Postal bait

When a game gives you tons of guns, ammo, and a shit load of innocent civilians and no consequences. Originated from the game postal 2.

That area is total postal bait, there’s a machine gun and hundreds of civvies.

by The reee man March 10, 2023

Postmorrow

The day after tomorrow

I will meet you at your house postmorrow

by Hannah Steinmetz March 17, 2023

Postnatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt postnatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

Postpare

The opposite of prepare

In the morning, I prepare for work. After a long day of work, I postpare and relax

by offlabelshakespeare June 1, 2023

Portmandoughnut

A portmanteau with a fashionable glaze and a creamy raspberry-filled center of inanity; highly prized by slobs, fops, rubes, bone-noses & cubeheads for its palatable and convenient pathos on the one-hand but for also conferring the illusion of wit or sophistication on the other.

"I really need to cut back on Portmandoughnuts as I've already gained 3 lbs this week alone"

by Joh5nny June 6, 2023