Polterbytes

Polter (geist); (German) A ghost or spirit suppose to manifest its presence by noises,knockings, etc.

Bytes:(Computer Technology)A unit of information for processing in computer systems equal to one character or eight bits.

Polterbytes: Any malfunction that results in a computer system crashing by being infected with spywear, bots,ad wear, trojan horses, virus's etc.

Polterbytes ate my whole thirty page dissertation.

Polterbytes crashed my PC right in the middle of reading e-mail.

Polterbytes placed pictures of nude men
that pop up when doing homework with the kids.

Polterbytes keep jumping spam guards.

Polterbytes from Africa keep appearing telling me they have a million dollar jackpot waiting for my response.

Polterbytes keep popping up with pictures of hot local babes that are dieing to meet me.

by PolterBob March 24, 2009

poetergeist

a poet of horror poetry

His poetry was so full of horror that people regarded him as a poetergeist

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

pooter smack

a smack on the vagina...... used for girls..... best to give a pooter smack when some one isnt expecting it

i just gave you a pooter smack!!!!

by redlinekart January 2, 2010

pootered

When you are smoking weed and your bowl runs out of smokable weed, and there is only ashes left

dude, pack a new bowl. this one is pootered

by harry rich January 27, 2010

Pooter Pound

The female version of a fist pump; when a girl swipes her "pooter" and then fist pounds. Only awesome girls do this.

Pooter Pound!!

by Playfullilmomma December 4, 2010

porter and pincer

made up people, the answer to anything u cant be arsed to answer.

"how did i get a 22% on this test?"
"porter and pincer. they degraded u."

by pooooorterandpincerrrrrrrrrr November 8, 2010

porterpottied

verb; past tense, The act of sucking a dick of a guy you just met after you had your period all over his dick.

I heard that girl porterpottied some dude last night.

by bobo jango February 26, 2011