port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.

Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!

by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024

The port dollar holla

When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high

I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Pass port bros

When hoes be so crazy in America you have to get your ass up and go to Japan to get a wife

Pass port bros be based as hell

by Brett Cooper is a W June 08, 2024

Boat has left the port

A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities

"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"

by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025

Port Glasgow

Where aw the shitebags kick aboot and get kicked aboot and hide on buses n beg junkies a draw ay their vape cause they are junkies themselves. located in ay shitey inverclyde scotland

"Ers at horrible junkie hogbeast kaci forbes who kicks aboot port glasgow"

by jobbieg123 April 01, 2025

The Port on the Square

The best student accommodation in Bristol :D

- I live in the best student accommodation in Bristol
- The Port on the Square?

by dsfghhjft May 20, 2024

Port o' Jawn

Port o' Jawn is just another word for
Potty queen,
Potty King,
Port o' potty & porttipotties.

Port o' kabin

and so on.
Port o' jawn is used by people mainly from Philadelphia.
Hence the word jawn
(:

I have to go take a dump in that port o' jawn.
Yo' there anymore port o' jawn's left?
Any port o' jawns 'round here?

by Kieferx3 January 17, 2010