popping the avocado

Equivalent to popping the cherry, except in the ass.

"Has she ever been fucked in the ass before?"
"No, I'll be popping the avocado tonight."

by Ibieta April 12, 2007

balloon popping

Something Jason does for sexual gratification. Involves a balloon a needle and the moment of anticipation.

Uhhhh, the balloon is about to be popped. Squirt, squirt, squirt.

by Jeffy Rohr April 29, 2004

Coochi Popping

When a girl pops her pussy.

OMG, I was fucking a girl last night and she was Coochi Popping.

by ohmyd07 September 7, 2009

Ping Ploping

The act of ones self attempting to take a shit then quickly placing his head over the toilet and then drinking the splash-back from the dump.

Chuck " You get up to anything last night Dave?"

Dave " I got a right semi on while Ping Ploping"

by AtothePzle April 8, 2008

pooping pillows

the comfortable cushion provided by larger than average ass cheeks while taking a poop

i'd fluff that chicks pooping pillows, nah mean?

by rbem May 22, 2008

poking the angry cow

tempting fate, taking a risk.

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

by lookarobot April 18, 2010

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013