Vada poche

The state where one's friend takes away a girl who is about to come to him...

Mr penis: Hi sweety..
girl : Hey mamzz looking good today.. :)
Mr.muscle: Hey sexy bizzle..
girl : hey Mr.muscle,let's have some fun.. :D
Mr penis : Vada poche!!!!!!! :'(

by Illayathalabathi September 10, 2011

ponce

a person that has a certain "poncy" quality, when you see one you just know ;)

boy 1: "did you see arthur at the party?"

boy 2: "nahh mate i missed him"

boy 1:"well he was trying to look classy and superior but yet had too short of trousers and looked like he took it up the rear "

boy 2:"haha he's such a ponce!"

by <3ponces July 10, 2010

penny pincher

See picture David Howard...

Once added a pint of gas to his truck to get him to the next gas station to save 1 cent on gas at the next gas station a mile away.

Never leaves tips, steals pennies and candy from small children

Stop being a Dave Howard! The tip is not 1 dollar on a 100 dollar check!

by TSD Guy March 11, 2005

poocheeto

the act of shoving cheeto's in a girls asshole during sex, cumming in her ass then later her shitting the cheeto's out and eating them

me and my babe experimented last night in wal mart and turns out she's a fan of poocheeto's, this was the best super bowl ever!

by John and Joe are fucking awsum February 22, 2008

Pooches gooches revenge

When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..

(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!

by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009

Poached

To be really stoned.

''He's so poached, he dosent know what he's talking about'
'Dude, I'm so poached after that cone'

by Yewyewyeww June 20, 2016

Twat Pincher

Someone who takes pleasure from pinching twats

"Ouch, that hurts, you damn twat pincher!"

by Tiffany Dizzle~ March 10, 2008