Pokemon GO

A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.

Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!

Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!

by nbaMichaelJackson May 28, 2021

Pokemon go

A game were you basically pay to get hacked

You just got pokemon goed bro

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

Brick Pokemon

A man who only loves Pokemon and his boyfriend Bigfoot. A complete spazz, who wont stop screaming until he draws a picture and forces people to compliment it. They may greet you 5 times in an hour, asking the same questions over and over again. Also, claims to love anime, but they only like One Piece. They will prove a point just to disagree with that point completely. They love Disney Princesses, but really their favourite princess is Tiana. Best friends with Chedaloo because they both have anger in common.

A statement by Brick Pokemon: I hate you all u suck make up ur mind already. Go live in the rainbows with ur sexual buddies and have some fun times under the rainbow blankets so ya I'm gay and I'm proud honeys and I'm not going to the rainbows ! I hate the gays and the lesbians ! I love being gay it's soo fun u get to experience a whole new kind of sex that straight ppl don't get ! So gays can go to the rainbows ! I love gays

by Mondegreens September 19, 2012

Pokemon

This is the best game ever, if you hate it then you are a person who is addicted to bad games like Fortnite and call of duty you suck haters this game rules. This is one of the most popular games in the world and if pokemon were real it would be epic.

Whats the best game ever? Pokemon

by the spazzy man November 1, 2022

pokemon

pokemon are strange forms of animals some are based on animals others on a statue they can be the following types grass, fire, water, normal, electric, psychic, fighting, rock, ground, flying, bug, poison, dark, ghost, ice, steel, dragon and fairy

that pokemon is a dragon and flying type.

by internet dude guy lookin dude March 5, 2022

Pokemon Chase

When you are trying to catch a pokémon for hours and it just keeps running away.

“Hey did you catch that mew yet?” “Nah bro, I’ve been on a pokemon chase forever.”

by DiaperSissy#1 May 26, 2023

Pokemonism

Pokemonism was an intellectual movement established in the 1990s headed by Professor Oak which got all the historians SHOOK.

My lecture was about the impact of Pokemonism on capitalist society. It was super effective!

by Shookism May 6, 2018