poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011

poke-dorkie

Someone who is a open cyberstalker on facebook (under either their true or false name).

Their actions are meant in either a romantic or malicious way, depending on the state of the relationship in real life.

"I've got multiple poke-dorkies on my case at the moment - think I'm gonna give facebook a miss"

by The Mama with the Quan December 25, 2007

Grunge Poke

fingering one's partner with intent to damage the innards.

"After Valerie was grunge pokeed she bled anally for six weeks"

by Queer42 March 3, 2009

Shit Poking

verb; another word for anal sex

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking

by ReaboUD April 29, 2022

poke joanie

Provides psuedo sexual implications when used in conjunction with Joanie or any other nice woman.

/me pokes Joanie on a regular basis

by ethiaa October 29, 2003

poke relationship

when two people share a relationship which degraded straight down to giving and recieving pokes in facebook.

Person 1: "Hey how's everything going with that girl u met in France?"
Person 2: "It all came down from an open relationship to a poke relationship"

by Esteban.Arias93 July 25, 2011

poke bitch

A line and name-call used by Dennis from Beyond Scared Straight.

You know what it tells me? You're a poke bitch!" -Dennis

by John McChain March 12, 2020