Puritan’s Pride

The infamous Salem, Massachusetts-based supplier of “natural & organic” foods and supplements that sold moldy aflatoxin-laced grain, the consumption of which caused insanity and paranoia in many of the town’s younger females, leading them to erroneously accuse a number of the harmless elderly women in the area of practicing black magic.

“Puritan’s Pride” is a fitting name for the company that helped to create the Salem witch-trials… those highfalutin closed-minded paranoid Puritans had way too much foolish pride for their own --- and even more importantly, that of those unfortunate elderly wretches whom they falsely convicted of witchcraft –-- good!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Ride of Pride

The morning drive home, in a ride share, from a lover's house after a night of pleasure.

Long gone are the days of the "walk of shame" in the new day of affordable ride share services and sexual liberation we should all celebrate the Ride of Pride!!

by Erin Butler February 13, 2019

Hetero-Pride

Something that I have in me; my not being or supporting homosexuality. It is great to be a straight (see heterosexual) and be a member of the moral majority!

I have hetero-pride and I voted YES on the same sex marriage amendment.

by Republican Warrior July 27, 2005

brown pride

Filipino and mexican way of saying 'Filipino pride' or 'Mexican pride' Based on the color of their skin ------- BROWN

1. MEXICAN - La raza La raza!!!! BROWN PRIDE!!!

2. FILIPINO - Brown pride moder pakker!!!! TBS 13 for life (True Brown Style 13 gang)

by NINO NINO NINO April 27, 2006

Pride month

The month where you give your LGBTQ+ friends $40 each

Ugly ass straight:ugh it’s pride month here’s $40

Pretty ass gay: thanks bestie😍

by Oldmanjenkinzzzz June 16, 2021

Pire

The word 'pire or Pire is another name for a vampire. Easy right? (Hipsters are fond of this word..They knew it before we did.)

Dude: "Man is that what I think it is?" Other dude: "Whatcha think it is??" Dude: "A 'Pire?" Other dude: "No way bro!! It's only one of those skanks from that band...umm One direction?..Yeah that's it!" Dude: "Oh lol their faces are funny." Other: "Pretty much."

by ThevampiregirlLolita March 22, 2013

PRIDE

A completely rockin group of kids who don't do drugs and alcohol.. LIKE GEORGE.OBEAST.HAMMOND.CHETSER.AND STRINGHER.

PRIDE

by GOHCS October 18, 2008