Adoption Papers

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by Adoption Papers February 5, 2022

Paper treatment

You grab a peace of paper and fold it by the corner and use it as a shank to give a paper cut to someone’s eyes, nose, gums, tip of a dick, etc. GUARANTEED BLEED 🩸. Any paper is welcome, graph paper, construction paper, and holy shit, sand paper.

Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.

Billy Loomis: I tied up that fucker to a chair
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*

by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023

darth paper

The act of wrapping paper on your face and eating out a woman, if she gets a paper cut you then scream out "I am your father!!!!!" And get a DNA test just in case

I just Darth papered your mom last night

by Darthpaperman October 23, 2019

paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.

by arensb October 28, 2009

paper muncher

Someone who eats paper to build strong leg muscles.

Jaime: I'm so hungry and my legs are feeling weak.

Nicole: Why don't you become a paper muncher.

by Suzie QQ November 23, 2009

Scrapping Paper

When you don't have enough of a single wrapping paper left to fully cover a gift so you use left over scraps of various wrapping papers to wrap it.

I was forced to use scrapping paper to wrap my last few gifts.

by Beezykid November 27, 2010

Dirty Paper

Illegal cash

"It's just Dirty Paper, I'll make more" replied JoeJoe when Sheriff's Deputies confiscated $65k of His Matress Money.

by Lanny Malone December 2, 2019