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Dirty Paper

"It's just Dirty Paper, I'll make more" replied JoeJoe when Sheriff's Deputies confiscated $65k of His Matress Money.
by Lanny Malone December 2, 2019
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Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.
example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?
by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020
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Paper Drought

The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.
-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought

-Son, just be a man and use your hand.
by Rinmpit August 7, 2013
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flipping paper

Adj: A person with so much money he/she does not know what to do with it.

Verb: Spending money recklessly.
"Billy Boss has so much money he doesn't know where to spend it, he's flipping paper!"

"Look at that guy flipping his paper in the club, he just blew $2000 on drinks tonight and he doesn't even give a shit."
by ienvyrichpeople October 19, 2013
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Safety Paper

The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.
"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."
by steezeMcbean August 17, 2011
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Paper Beers

Oi we gettin on the paper beers this weekend?
by Master of the beers September 8, 2023
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Paper treatment

You grab a peace of paper and fold it by the corner and use it as a shank to give a paper cut to someone’s eyes, nose, gums, tip of a dick, etc. GUARANTEED BLEED 🩸. Any paper is welcome, graph paper, construction paper, and holy shit, sand paper.

Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.
Billy Loomis: I tied up that fucker to a chair
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*
by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023
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