panicdote

Recounting incidents that you make up under lots of pressure when you get caught doing something you shouldn't have to avoid telling the truth. Are often not well thought out and mostly presented to cops, parents, angry friends or teachers.

Guy in shit with the Po: "Oh sorry officer, uh my car..got um...stuck a little ways back so i uhhh came into this guys garage to look for...fuel, yeah fuel, but i didnt want to wake him up see, i was just gonna check if he had any first"

Officer McFagmoore: "Yea sure nice panicdote buddy you look like you're gonna piss yourself. Get in the car."

by Gary Weedson January 19, 2010

panic

When your watching porn and your mom comes home and the computer freezes

I was panicking so bad last night.

by butteredpotato8 May 10, 2019

Barnyard Panties

The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.

Dude, see that heffer going into the all you can eat buffet? I bet she has stank barnyard panties.

by Johnny45 January 20, 2004

Menstru Panties

A pair of panties a Woman has had her period in, or has menstruated in!!

I love sniffing Menstru Panties!! Cant get enough of the smell of fresh period!!

by ad2118 July 13, 2009

Unicorn Panties

A woman with an extremely large eretion tucked away in her panties, or another name for a he-she, sheman, hersher, hershey?

A unpleasant experience for a "straight" male.

Guy 1:Dude...that chick was so hot last night.

Guy 2: Bro..she totally had unicorn panties.

Guy 1: They were red.

Guy 2: Red with a horn...

by Mexcellente October 25, 2012

Pig Flu Panic

1 media hype surrounding the great Swine Flu of '09.

2 eponymous first album of the yet to be formed punk rock band, Pig Flu Panic (PFP).

Etymology: modern English; first used in the New York Post front page headline April 26, 2009.

A: Shit, man, I'm going to start wearing a mask because of this pigfluenza shit!
B: You're such a sheep, dude, don't buy into pig flu panic.

A: Dude, have heard PFP's new album?
B: Yeah, man, they fucking sold out!

by charlesmartel April 27, 2009

Boot Cut Panties

A style of underwear worn by country gals under their daisy dukes.

Say Dora May, ain't these new boot cut panties the sweetest? The color matches my red Tony Lamas and they accent my long horn tramp stamp perfectly!

by ilookmarvlus February 19, 2012