panda cunt 

A panda cunt is somebody who has sexual fantasies about the panda bear and often masturbates whilst thinking about the animal. Many of them then go on to dress up and role play this animal with a friend or partner

Rhys: Mmmm I love panda's... Will you dress up as one for me so i can roger you silly?
Matt: No! You fucking panda cunt!

panda cunt by Soups-On January 7, 2012

Panda Eyes 

Obtained from sitting in the sun whilst wearing sun glasses. The sun glasses protect the eye socket area from the sun, whilst tanning the uncovered parts of the face. This results in an unbalanced tan, "Panda Eyes"

Gabor was sitting on the sun drenched beach wearing his sun glasses for many hours, when he returned home and removed his glasses he was concerned by the white rings around his eyes, he said "Oh my, I have Panda Eyes"

Panda Eyes by joninho May 26, 2009

Panda Eyes 

In the midst of a ferocious blow job, the male member can spontaneously wang to one side and out of alignment with the oral oriface. This is problematic since, through simple physical mechanisms, the most common destination of the wanging willy is the concavity of the blow job giver's eye socket. The result is almost universally a black eye. Panda Eyes are achieved when the owner of the wanging willy deliberately wangs towards the other eye socket in a quest for bilateral symmetry!

Verb form - to pandarise

Margot saved on eye makeup after persuading the local butcher to give her Panda Eyes.

Alice: Go easy on my mouth!
Bob: Take it... take it
Alice: Ow... my eye!
Bob: Yeehaw.. ooo yeah
Alice: Oh nooo, my other eye!
Bob: That's right baby

Upon her return home from the local alcoholics anonymous group, Sybil was taken aside by Percival and pandarised.

Panda Eyes by pale fire October 16, 2008

Panda Eyes 

Dubstep musician from Switzerland. Panda eyes left Disciple Recordings, (a big dubstep label) in 2018, because of his auto-immune disease.

P1: whats your favorite song?
p2: Triforce by Panda Eyes, Barely Alive, and Virtual Riot
P1: Cool! i love that song!

Panda Eyes by MisterEyeballMusic January 4, 2021

Panda Juice 

The ejaculate of a very large Asian man. Consumed as a beverage in certain cultures.

Chrissy drank so much panda juice last night!

There are so many panda juice pictures on pandajuice.tumblr.com!

Panda Juice by moomoowhipitparty February 28, 2012

panda girl 

An absolutely ridiculous female.

"Gosh, you are such a panda girl!"

panda girl by panda girl :O March 29, 2008

panda punch 

A punch from a homosexual male. Using all their strength, this individual can only exert a weak jab.

Bryson's punches are panda punches

panda punch by dirtee san-chez June 23, 2006