Palm Springs Blow Torch

Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.

Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.

by ZT14 October 13, 2016

Olof Palme

Olof Palme was a Swedish Prime Minister. Until he was mysteriously murdered one cold February night in 1986. Olof Palme is one of Newmans greatest obsessions and he will never stop shitposting about him until he figures out who murdered him. Olof was also a Communist that pretended to be a socdem, don't listen to the deniers like Proletarian Raich, Grenjadog and El Gato.

Newman: So he is not a liberal, or a socdem. He must be a..
Cyridius: Oh ffs Newman
Newman: Olof Palme!

by Project Newman November 17, 2016

Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.

Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)

by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015

central palm

Alll Snakes 🐍.
Don’t trust no one there.
New principles lame✌🏾💀
School childish 🤦🏽 ♂️
All the females there want the dick....

Central palm is lame

by Renaissance charter school August 7, 2019

Palm Tree

Fucking thot, hoe, whore

“Yea man she sucked so much dick, she was a palm tree”

by Satan’s Butthole May 21, 2018

dusty palm

When you give a hand job to an old guy

I just gave a dusty palm to my dads friends in the garage.

by Paaaaaaaaj December 31, 2017

chewy palm

when ur palm feels itchy but u cant scratch it so u bite it instead

im feeling some chewy palm right now

by dasomichan April 21, 2020