Parking Space Bitch

Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.

Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.

by the-n January 21, 2016

Rosa Parking

Parking in a space that is in the back of a parking lot, either by choice or by necessity when all of the spaces up front are taken.

Tyrone doesn't want his M&M's Crown Vic to get dinged, so he's Rosa Parking it at the mall

by zkain74 July 14, 2019

put the parking brake up

Euphemism for "to take a dump".

I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.

by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009

i'm picking up what you're putting down

Telling someone you understand what they are talking about.

George: After you wash the car you need to feed the dog and take out the cat.

Bill: Ok George, I'm picking up what you're putting down!

by PirateEyeZ May 21, 2008

Nose picking

The action of inserting one of the index fingers into either nostril, and clearing out residue in the nose called a booger.

Even though most of us would say EW if we saw it in public, everybody does it...everybody.

How do people keep their nostril's clear everyday? Blowing their noses? I don't think so.

Matt: YUCK! Stop nose picking! That's gross!

Josh: Why? You do it everyday in your car after school.

Matt: Eh, true.

by Latiosandeons February 5, 2009

Apple Picking

To rob people exiting trendy nightlife bars by hitting them on the back of the head with a brick.

"There was an apple picking last night, you know, at that wine bar near my apartment building."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle January 18, 2015

Parking intercourse

The act of going in and out of the parking lot countless times, most of the time women drivers.

That woman was in the parking lot since we came! She must have had parking intercourse!

by coochienigga September 7, 2010