Phoenix Punch

While penetrating the female in the anus you jerk yourself off with your hand fully in Vagina

Hey man what you doin tonight?
Idk, but I think this bitch is down to get Phoenix punched.

by Substance B June 11, 2018

Punching The Tarp

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.

"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."

by Anemoneing July 5, 2012

Marshmallow punches

When someone punches someone with the worst force possible it feels as if you were getting a marshmallow thrown at you.

A really weak hit. Usually people with spaghetti arms give marshmallow punches

Someone who tries to hit you hard but it ends up so soft and full of fluff like a marshmallow

Mia:Wow, Arianna sure has marshmallow punches. But, on the contrary Johnave probably has marshmallow punches too.

Hunter: oooohhh

by Mialoveshunter August 1, 2012

punch the zombie

Male masturbation

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

Punch Lining

The act of repeating the funniest part of a joke or movie quote to your friends after they have all laughed at it, causing more laughter among the group.

Jeff: "dude that joke Chad told was hilarious."
Greg: "oh yea we were punch lining that one all night, it never gets old."

by Parkersaur December 10, 2011

Punching smoke

How it feels to have sex with a girl that has a loose V.

What was Lucy like in bed?

it was like punching smoke man.

by ass-crack bandit June 11, 2019

Gorilla punch

Similar to a donkey punch only when you're having sex with someone from behind instead of punching them in the back of the head you use both hands and punch them on each side of the head simultaneously in a Donkey Kong fashion. Warning this will sometimes cause them to lose consciousness and lose control of their bowels, however it always results in a very tight clench of their muscles resulting in an amazing orgasm for yourself

Right as I was about to blow my load I gorilla punched her she clenched so hard I thought she'd break my dick off, she was out for a while so I took her TV and laptop, I would feel bad but she thinks my name is Jason so it's all cool.

by Echc93 December 27, 2017