sneaky pinching

Is when somebody pinches someone else and then denies it

** PINCH!
"Who did that!? Was that you, cuz it wasn't me"
"Wasn't me!"
** PINCH!
There it was again, did you see it, I didn't see it, it came out of nowhere, that's some bullshit you sneaky pinching jerk!

by sneakypincher August 23, 2007

pinky pinching

When you take your two pinkies and pinch a woman's nipple between them.

Sue's friend told her about this new move her boyfriend tried on her called pinky pinching. So Sue asked her boyfriend to try it and he pinky pinched her nipple , causing extreme joy.

by Arkjab April 23, 2017

reverse punchline

When a comedian tells a joke or a story, they say the actual funny part at the end and the comedians voice trails off and acts like it’s nothing making it even funnier due to a complete dependence on the audience paying attention, usually ended with a dead stare.

Reverse punchline
I had a nightmare

It was a nightmare about standing in front of a group of people
I said I had nightmares

And they said, nightmares, what are those?

by Pgrogz September 28, 2019

Orphaned punchline

When a scene (film/tv show etc) starts with someone telling the punchline of a joke, without the setup. Usually followed by loud, overly-dramatic laughter from those present.

(Name taken from Tv Tropes).

“So he says “do you love me?” and she says “no, but that's a real nice ski mask!” - Dumb and Dumber.

Orphaned punchline

by Seeker of durt December 16, 2023

Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching

The act of a male going to Texas Roadhouse and receiving free peanuts, then one by one inserting them into the anus. After inserting as many as he can, he then clenches his ass hole tightly, pinching the peanuts inside, and sometimes even cracking them from the force.

"Did you hear? Mark was Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching!"

"What a crazy guy!"

by AD94441 March 14, 2026

It's better than a punch in the face.

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

by Bob6372 January 4, 2024