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Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or behind some trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is most likely needed after )
by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022
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Port O’ Connor

N: A small, cracked-out vacation town where you get up at 4:30am, load up to go flats fishing, pray that you catch a big trout, get stuck trying to run the boat in too shallow water, wait for either the tide to rise or someone else to help in return for beer. Eventually, you will probably end up eating dinner at the same place and ending up at the bar until 1am… and repeat.
Person 1: We should go fishing and drinking
Person 2: I know just the place, we should go to Port O’ Connor
Person 1: Aw sweet! We might can even get some cocaine that washed up on the beach!
by whatamidoingwiththis February 20, 2022
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Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
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Port-cartier

a shity place in québec, canada, with nothing to do
with only 7000 peoples
NOTHING TO DO
DONT GO THERE
if you are port-carquois, if you want to do something fun, go to Sept-îles.
dude1; i gonna go to port-cartier for my road trip to Québec

dude2; bro no, dont go there, go to Les îles Migan, there macareux there

dude 1; thank u bro
by nateleon May 23, 2022
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rage port

Round cord connection made between an X-Box controller and small connector that connects directly to the X-Box console.
In a fit of rage, Eddie threw the X-Box controller across the room. Luckily the rage port disconnected the controller from the console and no extraneous harm was done.
by 3B-South May 13, 2005
mugGet the rage portmug.

Port-a-sex

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope
Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”
by PhysicalToxic December 9, 2019
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Pass port bros

When hoes be so crazy in America you have to get your ass up and go to Japan to get a wife
Pass port bros be based as hell
by Brett Cooper is a W June 7, 2024
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