pencil plants

it is plants that are made by pencils
i have seen three pencil plants
by May 30, 2022
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pencil leperchauns

The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.
John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!
by Nart Releehw September 27, 2011
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crazy pencil lady

1. a gal who has a lot of dead pencils in her backpack
2. cherlene
she is one crazy pencil lady
by compositionbook333 September 05, 2018
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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Toucan Pencil

An image of a black toucan pencil which is used to tell fat egg asses to 'shut up' or 'go away and stop talking'.
Ben: "Isaac this is serious"
Isaac: Insert Toucan Pencil
by Sqwodward April 21, 2020
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Pencil Sharpner

When a man puts his penis inside a vagina hardly and goes around
Oh look simon and sarah are having pencil sharpner
by Ash2547 June 09, 2016
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John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power
Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there
by Básnik July 24, 2021
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