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Penis

A part of a human (tree) that sticks out like a branch. With power to grow and eject sperm to create a baby.
That penis was magical
by Ujnj May 21, 2019
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Penis

Something you do not have
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Penis

Something Jake Paul doesn’t have
A penis is the thing Jake Paul doesn’t have
by My dick = big May 3, 2020
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Penis

A penis is a very large thing that can be small or big

It is meant to go inside of people because it feels good inside them and it is very warm
Jessica: oh wow is that a penis
John: yeah that’s my penis
Jessica: it’s very big you wanna put it inside me
John: yeah it’s very warm in here I like it
by Daniel not stanley October 22, 2019
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Penis

The man inserted his penis into the woman's vagina
by nickenchuggets October 17, 2018
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Penis

A very large feminame attraction that makes them want to fuck you and let you put it in.
"5 inch when soft and 8 inches when hard"
"Put it in me daddy ur penis baby
by Obeyjimbo May 29, 2018
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Penis

An empowered basic attack that requires adequate preparation of foreplay and consumes the inner fuels of a male organism. When unleashing this attack, the recipient may experience unwanted sexual desires and sexual feelings. However, there may be cases where the feeling experienced is genuine and appreciated by the recipient and thus the empowered basic attack has achieved it's purpose.
Example 1

Guy: How did the penis feel?
XXX: It felt great, I didn't know I wanted these feelings.... *smooch*

Example 2

Winsle: I'm never going to show my penis to anyone....
XXX: Sometimes you just need to relax a bit and let them know you have a penis.

Example 3

Dhimitri: Has anyone seen my bread? I'll let them taste my penis when its ready!
XXX: I'll show you my buns if that that suffices your needs?
by B8W September 7, 2016
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