David

A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.

Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck

by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018

David

David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.

I wished David would leave me alone.

by ARI didsngteruyt September 18, 2018

David

David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.

"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"

by imagine that May 17, 2018

David

A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.

Girl: David you suck.
David: (Makes some stupid joke)

by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018

David

The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.

God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.

by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020

David

Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.

omg is that a David

by scubadavestudios January 22, 2020

David

David is a caring, sexy, funny person and may seem very happy but deep down he has this one person he loves and cares for even if he does have a partner he shows his true colors around his close family and friends he has those beautiful hazel eyes that you can see from miles away... he shows he cares and will help you when you’re down but sometimes he gets overwhelmed and mad and does things he regrets even when he says sorry you’re soul just falls in love with him even more and you fall deep into his eyes your very lucky if you have a David in you’re life keep him close!

I love you David🥰

by KC519 January 22, 2020