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Obama jokes

Like yo mamma jokes, but instead of saying "yo mamma" you say "Obama." Used by McCain fans nationwide.
"Obama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in!"
"Man, why you always makin' Obama jokes?"

OR

"I'm trying to raise money for college."
"Obama goes to college!"
by Israel LeCours February 18, 2009
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Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008
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obamailures

Simple-minded politically naive individuals who see politics through the eyes of children and wildly support Barack Obama due to his rhetoric of hope and change, but not understanding the reality of politics at all.
"Look at those obamailures over there! One of those obamailures fainted when Senator Obama came into the room."
by Paradol Rex March 2, 2008
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obama

An african american man running for president of the USA. He is runnin in the democratic seat against other democrats such as hillary clinton and john edwards.
If Barack Obama wins he will be the first black US president!
by Neo D. January 13, 2008
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Barack Obama

Barack Obama is the 44th President of The United States of America.
by Kakii March 17, 2009
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Take a Obama

Take a Obama to take a dump in your pants when you are drunk.
hey do not take a Obama in here you will smell up the place.
by redpillamerican November 24, 2020
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Barrack Obama

1. A guy who denies frendships when trying to fit into a different click.
2. a chamellion, changing with the surroundings.
Bill just pulled a Barrack Obama. After Joe got fired, Bill told everyone he really didn't like him despite they spent every weekend and holidays together.
by Big-Gar March 4, 2009
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