It’s not Ogre yet

The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”

It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It’s not Ogre Yet…

It’s never Ogre…

by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023

Rio Da Yung OG

Rio Da Yung OG, An American rapper from Flint, Michigan. He is known mostly for the song Legendary.. LISTEN TO WHO MADE DIS "Its just an 8 dumbass"

Who Made DIs?

Its Just an 8 Dumbass

Rio shut yo bum ass up

Nah Cuhzzo

Alr Big Bousin

Rio Da Yung OG, the Flint, Michigan rapper who released City on My Back

by LCA (Lights Camera Action) March 14, 2021

Reverse OG

A cuddling position where the female lays on her back, the male lays his head on her chest and they intertwine legs, almost as if she is holding him. Female may also play with male's hair if she wishes to.

Last week I went to Anna's house and her parents were home so we could only reverse OG. To be honest bro, I think it feels way better than sex.

by greasyonionshard April 21, 2020

travy d the real og

Travy D the real OG is the coolest guy ever. He is the sweggiest of all and plus he's got good knock knock jokes.

OMG LOOK IT'S TRAVY D THE REAL OG!!!!!!!! HE'S SO SWEG AND HOT!!!!!!!

by Travy D the Real OG April 22, 2016

roblox og

somebody who apparently joined in 2009, yet they were born in 2009. they're completely irrelevant and they're usually very basic and problematic

"oh.. a roblox og.. telling us to die?"

"LMAO... i can tell he has acne irl"

by ayeshascrack July 17, 2021

roblox og person

Basically a roblox original gamer is when you played the game since it first came out or a little after that. You don’t have to be the “OG” of roblox you game be og on a game on roblox.

Roblox og person will kick your ass!

by Easy caller July 21, 2021

Real OG

One of the first people to join a community.

I'm a real OG Madridista, joined it back in 2002.

by sarcastic remark September 23, 2023