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not putting out

When a girl won't have sex.
This girl was not putting out, so we couldn't have sex.
by JohnnyBoySaing September 13, 2013
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I'm not trying to start shit

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.
I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.
by Baby D123 February 26, 2011
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Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."
by Sqrxz July 6, 2015
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I am not a financial advisor

A term used by degenerates who want the credibility and reputation of an actual financial advisor but don't want the accountability and liability that comes along with it. Mainly used by room temperature IQ individuals on TikTok, Youtube, Twitter, etc under the age 21 who probably don't even have a degree, CFA, or any knowledge about basic economics yet feel the need to give financial advice.

You can find them on social media using terms like #ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands and bandwagoning the latest hype stock or meme crypto and then never to be seen again until another hype stock is talked about by the masses as they don't know anything else about the financial world other than riding the current trend.

They are somewhat related to furus (fake gurus) who want to sell you $1000 courses on stock market education you could probably find on the internet with a few minutes of research. These wannabe financial advisors love to talk about meme stocks and cryptos as well as telling people to #BuyTheDip or #HODL #DoNotSell while still putting in their disclaimer "All posts are opinions and I do not give buy, hold, or sell recommendations."

The problem with these fake advisors is that they think saying they aren't financial advisors creates a loophole where they can't be held liable for their advice. This is literally the same concept as using copyrighted material and saying "No copyright infringement intended" which completely contradicts their statement.
Actual financial advisor: I use highly complex algorithms and statistical modeling to determine accurate probabilities on my investments and can show you that investing in the S&P500 index has proven to give around a 10% return for the past 10 years

Wannabe financial advisor: stonks go brrr, doge to the moon, buy the dip guys, apes strong together *loses life savings after yoloing it on 0 day expiration options*

Actual financial advisor: This person definitely has "I am not a financial advisor" in their bio
by Mediocre Quant June 17, 2021
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believe it or not

1. Name of chain of museums, books, and TV show by amateur anthropologist Robert Ripley about things which are odd, unusual, or surprising.

2. In colloquial conversation, an event which is surprising or which seems unlikely but is (supposedly) true.
Def 1 examples:
Two-headed calf,
a man with father, grandfather, and great-grandfather all with the same birthday, or
Hindu priest who can drive a six inch metal spike into his nose all the way into his brain.

Def 2 examples:
Believe it or not, we are having twins! AGAIN!!
Believe it or not, she was choking, I was just performing the Heimlich maneuver!!
Believe it or not, I got the highest mark in the class!
by Edward Dow March 3, 2008
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a man is not a camel

A subtle way of saying "get me a drink, I'm thirsty".

Commonly used by a person to prompt a companion to get them an alcoholic drink.
A man is not a camel, it's your shout.
by disco69 December 17, 2011
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I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.
So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.
by mandingoe September 30, 2004
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