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by dry water 69 March 29, 2022

Hym "What would it take for ME to be the other guy? What kind of qualities would I have to have? What are the qualities of the guys she's already fucking? It isn't... Pfft... It isn't fatcock is it? Is it fatcock? Maybe kickboxer with a million dollars? Does she want to fuck my Imaginary Frankenstein!? YOU THE ME AND ANDY IS THE RETARD TO YOU! Andy is YOUR fatcock retard! Seriously, I'm not trying to gish-gallop but the format of this thing I'm doing makes it impossible not to gish-gallop. I genuinely want to know. What qualities does a man have to have to be the other guy in your relationship?"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

1“Do the dishes”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025

"I think cereal is a soup"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
"We should be understanding each other"
"No"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
"We should be understanding each other"
"No"
by tukola March 27, 2022

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

some cool badass mothafuckas that know how to rock ,get pussy, and tear shit the fuck up. They follow their boy glenn the lead basser (a badass mothafucka that know how to bass) in hopes to become the greatest fucking rock band of all time!!!!!!
"yo dude did you go to that rock show last night glenn and the other couple of fellas took over the stage and liz flashed her tits."
"yeah dude that shit is so fucking badass"
"yeah dude that shit is so fucking badass"
by Saturdaay February 2, 2022
