Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's boys large leather jacketsmug. The one hit-man that u DO NOT wanna mess with, he's hired by whoever pays more to take out his target and he's no hero he's a mercenary in it only for the almighty dollar, always wears a totally bitchin' leather jacket always black leather because tan and red are for pussies, he's the last person u ever wanna see because that means he's here to take you out, cross this man and he will throw you out of a window seriously, he's a very skilled boxer and martial artist, always carries a Bowie knife in one of the many pockets of his amazing leather jacket, and his gun of choice is a glock.
#LeatherJacketPat
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Frank: "dude I've been dodging this loan shark for weeks , I keep seeing a car by my house what am I gonna do"?
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!
by Patcorbett92 November 22, 2017
Get the Leather Jacket Patmug. Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.
We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.
We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.
Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”
Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”
Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”
by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019
Get the Jacket the Faggotmug. ForeverLove Jacket- Meaning when the one you love dies and you have their flesh made into a comfy leather jacket. That way they can wrap their arms around you forever.
When I die you can wrap me around you with a ForeverLove Jacket. That way I will always be with you to keep you warm.
by Erotica Lunacy July 19, 2022
Get the ForeverLove Jacketmug. a group of three girls', who are best friends for life, and get together every weekend to have a blast. warning: these nights might contain smirnoff, non-stop laughter & random phone calls.
by thetgfl10 April 2, 2009
Get the three jacket girlsmug. 