Gold digger

My ex wife

Doctor: what has caused you to have ptsd?
Me: my gold digger ex wife.
Doctor: what is a gold digger?
Me: my ex wife.

by Pussahy November 19, 2021

Punctual Gold

When you're having a great conversation with someone and its just swagalicious

"Man, that conversation that I'm having with Emily is punctual gold"

by Punctual Gold May 25, 2015

Gold Statue

You turn someone into a Gold Statue when you roll/bury them in snow and then pee on them.

I swear to god you throw another snowball at me and i'mma turn your ass into a Gold Statue!

by kcVIP December 23, 2008

Gold Packets

Another word for condoms

Hey I have gold packets.....you wanna Fuck Me???

by jdoooggg12333 October 8, 2009

nulls gold

When you're camping/hiking for a few days and your poop is golden from the trail food

Sarah: Did you notice anything weird about your poop?
Dave: Yeah, I had some nice nulls gold this morning!

by *sucksteeth* March 26, 2011

Ben Goldings

Ben Goldings, usually a fat retard who preys on the weak to get attention from cooler people

Uch, what a Ben Goldings asshole!

by IIIIIIIoufbeJ September 27, 2017

Gold Digger

A young beautiful woman who marries any man who has money whether she actually likes him or not.

"She can't marry my dad! She's a gold digger!"

by Cicicelinaas August 25, 2019