Natural Nine

9 inches of 100% original manmeat. No pumps, no extensions, no customizations.

At the reunion yesterday i discovered Steve's a natural nine. Unlike Chris who's a minuscule two.

by Riggs McCock June 18, 2010

The Nature Boys

The best group of friends ever. All handsome, sexy and phenomenal at playing the Playstation.

The Nature Boys are the best non competitive Call of Duty players in the world

by TheNatureBoys July 08, 2021

nature lover

useless human being, who probably has made more friends with trees than humans.

hippie, environmentalist, woman

always being a woman about everything

This fool is a true nature lover. He would rather have sex with a tree than his wife.

by Michael Short May 28, 2008

answer the call of nature

an evacuation of waste matter from the body.

Often described as:
Taking a piss or taking a shit

Bob: Excuse me I need to answer the call of nature.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.

by WizeKracker April 14, 2014

nature lover

a fag, or someone with no testicles

you are a nature lover, therefore a fag

by john sonny May 28, 2008

back to nature run

When a woman runs outside topless through either a field or wooded area.

Alcohol may or may not be involved.

-It's a blue moon tonight! Time for a back to nature run.

by SJB88 August 21, 2015

hideous freak of nature

Any nasty skanky person, animal or thing.

He looks like he got his butt beat with an ugly stick; what a hideous freak of nature!

by t June 11, 2004