An absolute joke. He’s typically an obese, and gay, Asian with glasses that loves and craves thick men. He is unstable and will yell “Get the griddy” in order to relate with other children and hide is small cock. I would not recommend letting him near your children though as he will hurt them.
A Noah is when a male performs oral sex on another male, while being taken up the arse by another male, while giving hand jobs to two other males and stimulating another man's penis with his foot.
In other words, it's the act of performing as many homosexual acts as possible.
I got Noahed really hard last night Ever had a Noah?
Wana get some of your mates over and start a Noah?