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damn so pretty noah
noah by stickymith December 1, 2021
suckel's meat pickles
noah by Longschlongnoah December 6, 2021
Noah is a complete idiot and bitch and a cunt and retard fag. because he likes turtles.
noah by notnoah69 April 28, 2022
An absolute joke. He’s typically an obese, and gay, Asian with glasses that loves and craves thick men. He is unstable and will yell “Get the griddy” in order to relate with other children and hide is small cock. I would not recommend letting him near your children though as he will hurt them.
“Yo, that man just screwed that child”
“An average Noah activity, what else did you expect? ”
Noah by Stumm Jedla June 13, 2022
A Noah is when a male performs oral sex on another male, while being taken up the arse by another male, while giving hand jobs to two other males and stimulating another man's penis with his foot.

In other words, it's the act of performing as many homosexual acts as possible.
I got Noahed really hard last night
Ever had a Noah?
Wana get some of your mates over and start a Noah?
Noah by Lewieeeeeie November 7, 2008
he thinks he sexy and hot but he is not and thinks he as a long dick
Noah by jazzy10 March 2, 2017