by Family Jew April 28, 2017

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.
girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!
girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!
girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!
girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009

When you are in a frustrating or boring circumstance, but there is a lady there with a nice bosom, so the situation is a little bit better. Kind of like when there is Comic Relief to lighten up the mood, its Tits Relief
"Man I hate being in this waiting room"
"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"
"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"
by touchdown49ers November 29, 2011

by notwikkler February 23, 2017

Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.
by The Crisco Kid December 13, 2008

The thinnest tits you will ever see. From the side profile all you see is what looks like a slice of sandwich ham with a blister on it
Somebody put the wrong type of air in those titties. I'm afraid they are troposphere tits. Fetch the foot pump
by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

simplified version of Titty Monkey, or Flying Titty Monkey, the creaters spawned from the rack of the hot Queen on Tin Man.
by Monk Titman January 2, 2008
