Nipple Tent

The crease on the front-side of a t-shirt caused by the wearer's erected nipples, in which the nipples are so hard that the fabric is pulled taut, resulting in a noticeable space between the crease and the wearer's body, much like a long tent.

Dude, I am so cold right now.

Yeah I can tell. You're pitching a nipple tent like 3 inches high!

Hey, did you watch pop idol last night?

Yeah! Did you see Simon Cowell's nipple tent?

How could I not?

by theomnippletentmaster January 7, 2013

nipple dart

A bolt of energy released from your nipple voluntarily to either gain attention or inflict injury.

While attending the concert I was struck down by a wayward nipple dart.

by poopystack June 24, 2006

nipple zipper

A type of zipper seen on a jacket (particularly fleece jackets) positioned directly over the nipples. Nipple zippers are most recognized when in pairs. When the zipper is pointing up the nipple zippers are considered to be perky.

We could tell that Jae was in a good mood on Monday because his nipple zippers were looking quite perky.

by Andy "Pants" Jones March 7, 2008

guido nipples

a man who isn't very hairy except for around his nipples. usually of italian decent!

DAMN timmy put a shirt on your guido nipples are geeking me out!

by heathaBEEE August 17, 2009

smart nipple

The nipple that sticks up / out the most.

Darcy has 2 lazy eyes and her smart nipple is on the right.

by Smart Nipple Guy January 20, 2011

inverted nipple

Nipples facing in-ward

My nipples after kinky sex with multiple guys

by Shaun Coffin April 21, 2003

Cookie Nipples

A nipple that is just bigger in diameter than those small fuckers. They're called cookie nipples because they are usually the size of a cookie.

While comparing nipple colour at my friends Halloween party, a contest which by they way, I won, I found out that my nipples were larger than those of my friends, who exclaimed: " Cookie Nipples!!"

by Jessie of the Cookie Jar March 14, 2009