new jersey coal miner

When someone goes ass to mouth and scoops the shit out with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca a new jersey coal miner after the movie.
by Gimme Some Skin... Groovy! August 02, 2006
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new jersey wet basement

New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.
by Robert Lunfrank September 24, 2007
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When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.
We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.
by Crotch Kid99877 July 08, 2010
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New Jersey Mud Track

When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?

It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.

Damnit.
by nicklebacksucks77 September 13, 2021
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Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey

Resident 1: Look at all these asians!
Resident 2: I know rite!!!!
Asian 1: Hi
Many asians later....
Asian 5678: Hi
Resident 1: Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey has a lot of asians!!!!!
by peasryummy58 February 13, 2011
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New Jersey Titty Fuck

It's when you take a crap on a girl's chest before you titty fuck the shit out of her.
Pat gave her the biggest New Jersey Titty Fuck ever.
by del87 July 15, 2007
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