natural stupidity

Natural Stupidity is the fact that all humans are born stupid, we're all just naturally stupid, born to lie and be greedy, we are all naturally stupid and no one can change that because no matter how hard we try our ideas are just as stupid as the next persons. It is stupid for us to believe in world peace as the cunts in charge of this world only care about looking big, strong and powerful. It is stupid that everything is built on lies. That's natural stupidity
Tories: instead of helping people, let's kill foxes and make the rich richer

Me: well that's stupid

Tories: nah mate, you're stupid, we make money off you people just so we can build corporate businesses which will only benefit us because we'll make even more money, to build more businesses and so one.

Me: you're elected to lead the country not to use us for your own agenda, why not actually help the people who are in need of it

Tories: fuck 'em, it's their fault they're poor

Me: is it, is it really?? Or is it your fault for being so selfish that you can't even provide money to help the poor and suffering, the ill and every other person in this country

Tories: people are stupid enough to vote for us so we'll do as we please

Me: well that's just natural stupidity

Tories: the fuck you on about?

Me: it's exactly how it sounds people are stupid enough to vote for you through brainwashing, we've all been brainwashed by some ideology, from the day we've been born, that ideology is not necessarily from parents but can be from anywhere, social media, Tv, movies, anywhere
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natural aristocrat

An alcoholic beverage created by combining a fine cognac with natural light
I love drinking natural aristocrats, because im rich and really trashy.
by Dyke and ike July 09, 2014
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nature lover

useless human being, who probably has made more friends with trees than humans.

hippie, environmentalist, woman

always being a woman about everything
This fool is a true nature lover. He would rather have sex with a tree than his wife.
by Michael Short May 28, 2008
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answer the call of nature

an evacuation of waste matter from the body.

Often described as:
Taking a piss or taking a shit
Bob: Excuse me I need to answer the call of nature.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.
by WizeKracker April 14, 2014
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nature lover

a fag, or someone with no testicles
you are a nature lover, therefore a fag
by john sonny May 28, 2008
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back to nature run

When a woman runs outside topless through either a field or wooded area.

Alcohol may or may not be involved.
-It's a blue moon tonight! Time for a back to nature run.
by SJB88 August 21, 2015
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natural born slut

a female who is a slut by nature, and has always been a slut; an inherent slut; a slut because they have nothing better to do
word is bond,she be skippin school, smoking cigarettes, she a natural born slut.
by fooroc March 11, 2010
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