a term used to refer to the small, budding breasts on the chest of a wannabe vampire-goth-punk type.
by Michael? September 10, 2005

by Thepowerofjewjew March 19, 2011

Noun: Similar to Cunt Muffin, the notable difference being the "K" which changes the word from a horrific insult to a loving term of endearment.
Often used to describe a friend who has either made a silly mistake or recently done you a favor.
It is also important to note that when calling someone a Kunt Muffin it is usually a good idea to specify that you are using the complimentary form of the phrase to avoid confusion.
Often used to describe a friend who has either made a silly mistake or recently done you a favor.
It is also important to note that when calling someone a Kunt Muffin it is usually a good idea to specify that you are using the complimentary form of the phrase to avoid confusion.
Carly: Jane just bought me shoes for my birthday!
Sam: Aw, that is so sweet!
Carly: She is such a kunt muffin!
Sam: That isn't very nice!
Carly: No, no I mean a kunt muffin with a K.
Sam: Aw, that is so sweet!
Carly: She is such a kunt muffin!
Sam: That isn't very nice!
Carly: No, no I mean a kunt muffin with a K.
by CraigHayger October 28, 2013

by eZsteve February 4, 2007

This happens when a man and woman have high velocity coital relations, thus causing severe friction burns on the woman's vaginal region.
by Han Fastolfe June 29, 2009

by pcmojo November 16, 2009

She was so hot, and had me so horny, I went to put it in, and squirt, I didn't even make it in, all I could do was frost the muffin!
by ckeliib June 3, 2009
