Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

muddy snake

A muddy snake is when you go in clean but you pull out muddy.

Dude she gave me a muddy snake it was smelly af.

by Famstrokern June 28, 2017

Muddy

When you are drunk or tipsy

“Yo bro I'm feeling muddy”

by Aye_key February 13, 2022

muddy

to be gone, intoxicated, geeked etc

billy i don’t think i need another shot i’m already a bit muddy

by bailee420 February 2, 2023

muddy shuffle

Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it

Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle

by Fennel8263 July 15, 2023

muddy hanks

A man well known for not being able to hold his mud..and tries to sit down on a vasaline toilet lid and slide off and muds the room

Muddy hanks -When you ask your supervisor to go home when you poop your pants.

by Memo watkins November 20, 2016

muddy vagina

The act of pooping your pants and smearing it all over your crotch.

Jasmine made a boom boom and gave herself a muddy vagina.

by kungfumelissa March 4, 2024