Someone who has been shipped too many times. Being a mermaid means that people have shipped you so many times that you seem like a slut.
Friend: Oh my god! I totally ship you and Ralph!
You: But you've already shipped me with Ross, Jimmy, Sarah and Trisha!
Friend: Well, now it's you and Ralph!
You: Oh my god! Stop turning me into a mermaid!
You: But you've already shipped me with Ross, Jimmy, Sarah and Trisha!
Friend: Well, now it's you and Ralph!
You: Oh my god! Stop turning me into a mermaid!
by _tomcat711_ March 9, 2016
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When you put both your feet in a womans vagina at the same time and you flap about like a fish or a 'Merman'.
by Bere Oust. February 9, 2010
Get the The merman mug.a sexual act in which the male fucks the female until he ejaculates inside her vagina. he the continues fucking her until his ejaculate is frothy. He the proceeded to retrieve an ice-cream cone and serve the ejaculate to the female.
She asked if i was willing to give her the Marmaduke, and i said yes; but i was out of ice-cream cones.
by Dr.mcgiggitygiggitybobbob October 23, 2011
Get the The Marmaduke mug.when you spend a month on Thailand beach and your girl doesn't bother to shave her bikini-line or trim the quim.
So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.
So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.
"jeez SUN! what happened to yer face? looks like you've been doing serious time on a furry mermaid!"
by one armed sex robot October 31, 2008
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Get the little mermaid mug.nickname for a girl that has red to red-orange hair, who's very sweet, but spunky, like orange marmalade.
She's like orange marmalade.
by Meshack Wren April 21, 2008
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