Mississippi wet pretzel

When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.

“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”

by Theonewhoholdtheseptar October 18, 2023

Mississippi mud biscuit

when your brother shits in your pussy and butters your biscuit with his seamen

Hey sis I need me one of them Mississippi mud biscuits ...... go bulldogs as cow bells ring in the background

by Wop dago from bama May 21, 2018

Mississippi six pack

Loading up your hands and pockets with beers to get through an event.

Carl came through with a Mississippi six pack at last call.

by Grip-Tober April 25, 2017

Mississippi Mud Hop

The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.

"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."

by Shin Wu Crippler March 6, 2012

mississippi mud clown

A ghetto black person. That has no english skills or job.

Look at this "Mississippi mud clown right here" !

by cory and trevor September 11, 2018

mississippi black rattlesnake

a large african-american penis

Damn, she is looking for her mississippi black rattlesnake.

by dselouis29 September 19, 2009

Mississippi Steam Room

This is a sexual act that combines the youthful innocence of summer camp cabin humor. When having sex in the missionary position, violently rip ass. Then, take the covers and pull it over yourselves, letting the foul odor marinate. It is important to remember to keep plowing away. No one likes a quitter.

"I'm in the dog house. I took my girlfriend to a long and vile Mississippi Steam Room last night while we were going at it.

by Phil T. Künz August 14, 2010