Mishasweeper

Edge her until she’s on the brink of having an orgasm, then turn off the lights, manoeuvre your tip just in front of her private area and start poking around, her moans indicate how close you are to the mine (the clitoris), if you hit the mine- she orgasms and you lose.

“Bro I played mishasweeper for 6 hours last night with my girl”
“What the FUCK!!?? My high score is 30 minutes!!”

by GalactussyOfBomboclat September 20, 2025

Mischa

Tallest ever.

"If I sleep snug as a bug, can I grow as tall as Mischa?"
"nah"

by I_havenobedtime February 1, 2026

Mischa

The tallest ever

"If I sleep snug as a bug, can I grow tall like Mischa?"
"nah"

by I_havenobedtime February 1, 2026

Mishka

Mishka is kind, caring and sometimes shy in public. She is an amazing (best) friend, and genuinely cares about what you have to say. Mishka is timid until she finds someone ppl she’s comfortable with, she will laugh with them and make jokes. Mishka is pretty, usually brown/black hair and brown eyes. But, be careful, you don’t want to get on the bad side of a Mishka bc she will hate you for life, Mishka doesn’t give second chances. Mishka isn’t afraid to break the rules but usually won’t.

Person 1: “Did you see that slay girl over there? She’s so kind!”
Person 2: “yeah, that is Mishka”

by I’mjustagirl March 5, 2026

Mishanka

*that* girl
One in a million

Great fashion sense
Gets no boys
Also hates boys
Mishanka is a bitch , but not backstabbing bitch.

She gets no boys but eshaan.
Omg she is a mishanka

by mintoni1976 November 23, 2025

hulk mishap

hulk - "power", mishap - "oops (ouch!)". so basicaly a sexual situation when the involved parties are "goin at it" and the intensity grows and grows (hulk), then the member slips out and causes injury (mishap).

shes goin at it on top rodeo style, startin to get into it feelin good, start grindin harder n harder til she goin full bore givin it all she gots (hulk staus) til... it slips out, stabs, bends, (breaks) and both parties hulk mishap, and are writhing in pain holding their nether regions.

by baci81 February 9, 2010

Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.

Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.

by McDeuce August 19, 2018