Michigan tongue twister

The act of wrapping your tongue (women) around the shaft of the penis. Then, the man must proceed (with the tongue still wrapped) to crawl under the woman and licking the clitoris.

"Dude! I gave your sister so much of a Michigan tongue twister, she can't even talk today!"

by Real And True Definitions January 9, 2015

Michigan Milk Pound

When a girl is on her side with one foot in the air balancing a cup of milk while you are having side ways intercourse.And when you finish you finish in the cup and then she drinks it and gets a milk mustache

Damn that girl is a freak i heard Allen gave her the Michigan milk pound

by Guner September 23, 2010

Flint Michigan Fire drill

When people deep in the impoverished slum of Flint Michigan receive and eviction notice, they set their house on fire so they can catch and eat all the rats that run out.:Can also be done in other poor cities.

Rusty" Dude did you hear what happened to to Lyle?"
Tyrone" No, What happened?"
Rusty "they got an Eviction notice so they pulled a Flint Michigan fire drill"

by honkyhater69 March 29, 2011

Upper Michigan Dump Truck

You're fucking a girl from behind. She has her head down UNTIL you stick your thumb in her ass (thumb warmer). The surprise of a thumb going in her ass makes her raise her head (presumably with her mouth open) at which point your buddy takes a shit in her mouth.

Me and my buddy gave Tom's mom an Upper Michigan Dump Truck

by garrettisawesome March 17, 2015

troy, michigan

a place where mtn is supposedly living

girl1: ayo girl2, are you texting mtn in troy, michigan?
girl2: naw yo, mtn moved to texas
girl1: awwwwwww shoot

by victionary December 27, 2011

Northern Michigan Bear Rug

A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.

-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?

-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!

by T_Sizzl3 December 8, 2020

Linden High School (Michigan)

A School located in Linden, Michigan full of people that will never amount to anything. Approximately 80% of the students have tried marijuana and of those that have tried, 90% smoke it regularly because they are losers. The football team is pretty much the only good part of the school, having won a majority of the regular season games, but then end up getting their assholes eaten out in a disgusting manner during the playoffs, esp. during the 2010 playoffs when the starting quarterback threw more passes for touchdowns to the Goodrich Martians, than to his own team. Students fit into one or more of the following categories: Jock; Douchebag; Prep; Whore; Pothead; Loner; Bitch; Obnoxious; or Smart-ass. Those who graduate from Linden usually remain in the area until they die because they are all racist pricks who would get their pussies ripped in half if they were to go to a major city.

Student 1: "What school do you go to?"
Student 2: "Linden High School (Michigan)."
Student 1: "Really?"
Student 2: "Yea, why?"
Student 1: "That means you're a fucking loser. Bye."

by formereagle July 25, 2011