Michael

The fine art of draining another mans penis with oral stimulation and enjoying it so much u jump up and down with your hands in air , multi tasking excitement and loosening up the anus for the next desire and always throwing the condom on the floor with after intercourse

Fuck a never ending pack of Tim Tams I'd wish for a never ending supply of Michaels

by Moon-unit-1-diva-muffin November 24, 2013

Michael

A term for a guy giving head to another guy, or a term for sucks dick.

God that math test today Michaeled.

Duuude...that Michaels.

by Bigkahonas March 25, 2009

Michael

A douchbag who thinks he is better than you. Doesnt do any sports and you do, calls YOU lazy, michael is just a fucking backstabbing gossiping cunt

Jesus, what a michael

by __the_truth_factor__ June 19, 2017

Michael

Just an overall piece of trash. A guy that sucks donkey balls at Naruto and rage quits everytime his pussy ass is perfect blocked on Dragonball.

"Bro you're ass at this game, what a Michael"

by Suckmysugarylittlecunt February 16, 2017

michael

A blow up sex doll used by gay people.

Gay man to friend: I'm going to go home and bugger my michael.

by Butter3d March 3, 2018

Michael

He enjoys dick on wednesdays and goes to dennys on a thursday. Michael is trash at every game.

Michael is kind of gay.

by YourFace717 September 17, 2017

Michael

A loser with no friends

Michael is stupid

by dakinglsey October 17, 2017