Noun: An incredibly effeminate homosexual. Michaels can usually be found staring intently into a Calvin Klein underwear ad paying particular attention to the groin region...whilst touching themselves.
One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.
One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.
by Captain McDouche February 4, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. by Bitcheetah August 26, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. A stuck up piece of dog dookie who thinks he is better than everyone else. Also a cancerous tumor faggot.
by Rowletkeeper92 June 11, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. 
The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited and a very cute nose. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy. Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. Hates to see loved one feel down and will try anything to help. he is very smart but doesn't show it.
"He is sweet and caring, he must be a Michael."
Me: You're the best! Is your name Michael?
Sweet, Caring Guy: Yeah, I guess.
Me: You're the best! Is your name Michael?
Sweet, Caring Guy: Yeah, I guess.
by woahm8chill May 14, 2019
Get the Michaelmug.