Matthew

most rubbish person to ever live

EW is that a Matthew

by dgadgadfgdfgf May 27, 2021

matthew

a male who maturbates A LOT!!

omg did you hear about that guy, he's such a matthew. he needs to get some action!


that matthew is a creeper.

by cuppycakegirly October 20, 2008

Matthew and Lacey

the two most amazing people in the world.
can always make you smile.

those two are so matthew and lacey they always make me smile.

by laysea March 1, 2009

Matthew miller

The biggest disappointment to ever walk the earth, he is a horrible dumb person who can Hardly
even walk most of the time and tries to act chill but isn't.

Kid 1 what's up
Kid 2 ewww that Matthew miller
Matthew miller😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Wubm March 2, 2020

Matthew Deacon

A smart and loving man that loves to go on adventures.

He is a wonderful Matthew Deacon.

by Mdeac01 July 13, 2015

Matthew Creasey

A rare type of egg, with small hairs on the top.

"...and here we see a wild Matthew Creasey, in its natural habitat."

by mynameisjimandiworkina October 15, 2016

matthew hurley

The nicest, and most polite person you`ll ever meet. This person is more than likely a boy, handsome/pretty, and Matthew doesn't know it, Matthew is quiet, Matthew is looked at as a weird or awkward person, but that is so he can talk to the people that will talk to him first so he knows who his friends are. Be nice to Matthew, he wants friends but doesn't know how to.

WOW MATTHEW HURLEY IS A MOUSE PAD< CREAMY CHEESE.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIS UNDERWARE!

by jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjh December 22, 2016